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I used to just have one eyebrow

and only eight song about mullets.

Created on 2006-11-15 10:32:06 (#11614421), last updated 2006-12-26

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Name:blakeyblues
Birthdate:1983-08-31
Location:Taco Bell, California, United States
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I was born on a dark, damp day. I crush very easily. My mumther has a mullet and and father a very sad gotee, as I call it a gotay. He sleeps with my Aunt Kathey every weekend at 2:44 PM, and returns at 3:16 PM, Mum knows nothing. Some of my cousins are also my brothers and/or sisters, some of them I can't tell. I like pie and popcorn balls. Squids scare me. Everytime I think about them I wet myself (in a not good way). I love when things sleep. Everytime I think about them I wet myself (I shouldn't say why). I want to live on a space ship and travel the moon. One of my sister/cousin, Elsia, is dumb. I used to want my name to be Speaker Phone Withoutdailtone. Last weekend I went to my Uncle Berry's house and gave him a big, cardboard check for winning the "my wife is a whore" lottery. Then three to my Mumther for the lottery of "my sister is a whore", "husband is always high", and "my son Blake is great at hide and seek". I am a great tag player and even better and hide and seek after bedi bye time.
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